Full House

This is not a good hand of cards nor is it a 90′s TV show from the TGIF line up. Instead it’s a really hot studio packed with all the Cream Puffs and special guests, Christina of Greetings from Nowhere and the #1 Creamie for 2013, Zombie Girl TJ.

• Much needed shade is pulled down on the 2013 Broke Down Daytime Emmys
• YR – The paternity reveal could have been better
• BB – Don’t mess with Brooke and “Tyler Hunto” NUDES got Matthra dyslexic now.
• DAYS – Can they keep the momentum going?
• GH – We didn’t order the mob.

• Timmy Simms and Ms. Mabel voicemail
• I rant with no real point. ENJOY!
• Call me @ 1-206-350-6217

• Nick from Podcastique.net returns again for Baby Daddy Day!
• Vagina Bread
• “Mexican Lunch Wrap’” The technical term for a burrito?
• Mexican American singing the national anthem gets attacked by racists
• Matthra wants to eat a faggot
• Vomiting Drunk Birthday Barbie
• Man of Steel movie talk
• Justin Bieber’s BONER
• The Fart Bag
• AJ and Nick whip out their new iPhone 5′s
• SPEEEED TEEEEEST
• Utah man has sex with unconscious neighbor to save her life. RIGHT!
• Pedi Pussies
• The Active Duty Twins
• The Okrrs and the bloops and the blaque pawpz
• Everyone posting their daddy pictures on FB today. Lurd
• EXCLUSIVE News from Nephi: Twerk It Til U Miscarry

Bend Over Like Beckham

This week Marc is in the pilot seat and is joined by co-pilot Wendy and sassy steward, Gary. Hold tight because it is going to be a bumpy ride filled with the Billboard Music Awards, the sexy David Beckham and more tales of Wendy’s pussy…cat.

New Apple Products, Rainbow Pod Squad Network, Queerspresso, Alpha Omega Sin, Google Chrome w/ AdBlockPlus, Falling Skies, Teen Wolf, Man of Steel Soundtrack, PS4, XBOX One

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And so it begins… Toppie is moving. Into a chicken coop. Maybe.

Also, news about the upcoming Pride48 Live Streaming Event, June 21 thru 23, 2013!

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• iOS7 and the Dyson MacPro
• We’re heading to Japan for a mega fry
• The Virgin Queen… was a QUEEN HUNTY!
• Why are all these whistleblowers queens?
• LGBT activist heckles the first lady
• SiriusXM show advocates murders of trans people, say what?
• Alabama Sen. Shadrack McGill is swimming in pussy and his wife is pissed!
• The 99 Cent Store Diet. It can work for you!
• Gone With The Wind unFabulous Rent Exclusive
• Exclusive News From Nephi: Stiletto Murder!
• Nick from Podcastique.net will be joining us next time!

Stieglitz

We are joined this week by a returning guest co-host, Gary Andrews-Stieglitz. Some of you may remember Gary as the lead singer of Kamikaze Ltd, or perhaps as Matt’s love interest in Recovery Mode or as the victim of Wendy’s Colt 44. Regardless, he’s back and is pursuing a new calling.

Congrats to the people of Minnesota for securing their place in history becoming the 12th state to stand for equality.

For more about Gary, check out his Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/GaryAndrewsStieglitz

• Prospect Park’s IS horrible. OWN IT.
• YR – How can anyone watch?
• BB – Okay, blah blah
• DAYS – Did anyone watch this week, cuz we didn’t.
• GH – If Carly wants Franco dead, she should sleep with him.
• Corrie – Tina and Tommy make us PUKE!
• Hollyoaks – Sienna needs to fall down never ending flights of stairs.

NYC, Parodivas, Cuties, Therapy, 7 minute rule, Avenue Q, Matthra, SWAG, The Story of Luke, Behind the Candelabra, Cloud Atlas, DMC

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• Join AJ and Nick as they discuss Mens of all types
• Perfect Mates
• It’s Raining Men
• VeVa LaWhore Makes a Surprise Visit on the show
• Size Queens
• iTunes
• Random Body Parts
• Gay Movies and the Cliches

THIS IS MUST HEAR QUEERCASTING !!

On this episode of Ramble Redhead, I have the honor of talking with Evgeny Afineevsky the writer, producer and director of a great movie called Oh Vey, My Son is Gay. He talks the great message of this movie which is unconditional love and understanding! It has an incredible cast and I want to help him get this movie to the big screen and we need your help! We need to help support GLBT movies so more will be made!

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The cast and director – from left to right – Saul Rubinek, Lainie Kazan, Evgeny Afineevsky, John Lloyd Young and Jai Rodriguez

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• AJ catching up on da geese in da hood
• Aprils fools Bacon scope 2 months late.
• Matthra watches porno like AJ watches soaps
• The shade in the food industry
• No Homo isn’t homophobic? The str8 people have spoken!
• Barebacking Bitches Round #3435492923900
• Amanda Bynes vs. RuPaul
• News From Nephi – PODCASTERS GETTING SUED!?

• Prospect Pussy – We. Really. Just. Do. Not. Care.
• YR serves great memorial but not great story
• BB – Laughing at that Taylor Horse
• DAYS – Weds and Thurs were fire.
• GH – RAPE RAPE RAPE! Where?
• Corrie – Cunt in a wheel chair.
• Hollyoaks – CATCH THAT DIRT and Twincest

Toppie is in his hidey-hole apartment chit-chatting about envying the life-skills he sees in others, but lacks himself. Learn the latest on his apartment hunt and what’s going on with his parents. Plus: Toppie has had THREE dreams about one particular podcaster! Find out which one on this week’s episode of the Smellcast!

Podcasts mentioned on the show today: Tom and his “the Ramble Red Head Show,” Joey Bucheker’s “Cocktails and Cream Puffs,” Kentie’s “The Flatus Show”. Kalvin from “Hello Waffles”.

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On this episode of Ramble Redhead – what does Leather, Bears, Listeners, Chicago and I all have in common – it is what is talked about the latest LIVE show – give it a listen and enjoy

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• AJ goes in
• Amanda Bynes – ‘He slapped my vagina.’
• News From Nephi
• AJ’s first day back in da hood!
• Fecal matter in the pool

• New head writers for OLTL and AMC  and the stars are SPINNING!
• Y&R – Bye, Phyllis, BYE!
• B&B – More on Steffy’s chinz
• DAYS – Is that a WIG?
• GH – Is that Franco or not?
• Corrie and Holly with a dash of EastEnders and Emmerfail

A contemplative Toppie takes a walk to his frog pond. Maybe sees a U.F.O. Maybe.

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Welcome to The Freak Geek: Episode 94

ALL T, ALL SHADE!

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• Kool Aid for the Soda Stream
• Dentist visit
• Knowing you need to stop but you don’t
• Podcast listeners dropping you after years – was it something I said?
• When you know someone isn’t good for someone else.
• THE HODESTO STAR!
• TV shows: Dark Shadows and Married To Medicine.
• You’re T’awful!
• Leave a voicemail! 1-206-350-6217

You So Lacist

The first pro athlete from a major American sport has come out gay. What does this mean for the future and could we switch to Australian Rules Football? The uniforms are much cuter.

Marc asks Wendy and Joey to teach him a politically incorrect accent. What could possibly go wrong?

Walk a Mile in Her Shoes was a huge success. Thank you to everyone who contributed.

• The iTunes
• Fag Hags/Man Hags and their Roles
• Gay Misconceptions
• Gay Vague
• The Gay Curse and other Random Chat
• Twinkleboi Voicemail
• Queerspresso Info

• Prospect Park slashed the episode order of AMC and OLTL
• Y&R is trying.. but failing
• Steffy may not be pregnant anymore, but her chins are on B&B
• DAYS needs real stakes.
• GH needs to spit out Roger’s character’s name!
• Corrie and Hollyoaks!

Today… a very special episode of the Smellcast… Toppie and his Aunt Tappie together for first time! That’s right, never before have Toppie and his Aunt sat down to record a podcast just between the two of them! Featuring questions for Aunt Tappie from listeners!

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A Bag of Quarters

Podcasting under the influence is never recommended but here goes nothing. Ever want to reach out and touch someone? Now you can with remote control underwear you can. Ryan Lochte has his own reality show! What are we doing wrong? Also, sex in space, big cats in little bathrooms, sexy thumb sucking and an apology.

On this episode of Ramble Redhead, I ramble about a variety of topics from the crazy week to Mother’s Day and so much more!

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• What kind of porn do u feel like today?
• Sylvia Browne fucks up!
• More supernatural talk

• RIP Jeanne Cooper
• Anticipating the returns on GH!
• Reading AMC and OLTL… We have to!

Today on the Smellcast: Little Vignettes… scenes from the past two weeks. Please to enjoy. “It’s still twitching…” HARRR! Poor lil’ spider…

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• Alyssa Edwards calls up TSD!
• Ms. Mabel drops a line from Marple Manor!
• My website is now powered by Arvixe!
• Winnemucca, NV
• My new favorite show is Vicious.
• RuPaul’s Drag Race Finale – HOW BORING!

Two of Your Favorite Bitches: Nick from “Podcastique” and AJ from “The HigherThings Radio Show” bring you their new joint venture “Queerspresso” a chat fest between two fierce & fabulous friends who meet while doing this whole Queercasting Thing!
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Join Nick from “Podcastique” and AJ from “The HigherThings Radio Show” as they discuss Roach Lights, Bad Hygiene, Mafia Bosses, Straight Acting, Gizmo Recordings,Twinkleboi, Queercasting and What the hell they are doing on this “Queerspresso” thing as well as what is coming up on their own shows this week.

We appreciate all of our listeners!

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• It’s a blast from Queerspresso past!
• Nick, from Podcastique and  the original co-whore of QSP, returns to celebrate 100 shows.
• Porn, Gossip, Gadgets and a trip down queercasting memory lane.
• Antoine Dodson renounces his homosexuality. BITCH U GAY!
• Miss AJ ressurects ThisIsTheTea.com – riiiiiight!

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• Y&R – The real show is on twitter
• B&B – Stallion sperm dusts off Brooke’s womb
• DAYS – Did they shrink the town square?
• GH – We’re waiting…
• Daytime Emmy nominations – this is a joke right?
• IT’S A BRAND NEW START with the return of OLTL and AMC!

• Grus joins me to discuss our recent drag show experiences with Jujubee and Alyssa Edwards!
• Why are Drag Race fans crying over letting the fans vote the winner? Grus reads!
• And another million topics that get the shade pulled! LISTEN!

No Beaver Shots

Music from this episode includes “Otto Titsling” from Beaches available thru our Amazon link for download.

• Miss Matthra’s audio sucks thanks to someone sweatin to the oldies
• Our last show before OLTL & AMC return from the dead on the “HULA CHANNEL!”
• YR, B&B, DAYS are dead in the water
• GH was boring this week. Rafe is 18 and legal OKRRR!
• Corrie and other british soap chat.

• Grum recorded April 14th (sorry we late again)
• The White Bread AFTERMATH!!!

Aunt Tappie’s marriage to Roger Bunting is in the near future and the planning has begun! Meanwhile, for the first time in ages, Toppie, Sassy and Walter Snicker-Snicker are together again to record a new podcast. It seems like old times, but not really. These are the change of days.

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Mystery Package

This episode was recorded LIVE on Pride 48 hours after the Boston Marathon Bombing. At the time of this recording the facts were limited. Our hearts and thoughts go out to the victims and their families of the horrific act of terror.

Please help Cocktails and Cream Puffs as we Walk a Mile in Her Shoes to prevent rape and gender violence. Every dollar helps.

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On this episode of Ramble Redhead, I have the honor of talking with award winning director, screenwriter and author Kergan Edwards-Stout on my LIVE show at Pride48.com. We talk about his life, his family and his incredible book Songs For The New Depression.

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