I Got a Dog, Name of Ralph
For this episode, we decided to do something completely original and answered questions from our Creamies. Perhaps you will learn something new and exciting about us. Perhaps not. Regardless, you’ll learn to avoid dogs, name of Ralph.
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October kicks off National Gay Pride Month and what a better way than to scream from the mountain tops “Liza’s back and she’s better than ever”. This week Joey is over joyed having the outstanding good fortune to see the ever fabulous Liza (that’s with a Z) Minnelli. Also this installment we review the top ten TV theme songs as voted on by Rolling Stone Magazine and also add about a dozen more that they clearly omitted. Matt shares a touching story of devotion having recently seen another gay icon in concert, K.D. Lang. We also explore the top ten grossing celebrities of the year, discuss Alexis Stewart’s new tell all book ala Mommie Dearest and breaking news, the founder of Apple, Steve Jobs has succumbed to cancer.
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The Mad Hatter
A brand new season 4 with the same old arguments. This week we explore family trees as Joey desperately tries to establish himself as the Crown Prince of Hungary and Matt brings a familiar face to his Grandmother. Marc meanwhile is meeting fans in public; just not his directly and we discover our inner voice. Additionally we discuss the death of Grammy Award winning artist, Amy Winehouse, the brutal butterfly attack on HRH Princess Beatrice, and Miley Cyrus giving the gays the finger.
- Vacation Part 1 : Puerto Rico
Vacation Part 1: Puerto Rico – Joey’s Atlantis Gay Cruise has finally arrived (and gone). His fabulous vacation has been charted in mini episodes recorded on location aboard the Serenade of the Seas and begins on the gorgeous Island of Puerto Rico. Pay attention you may learn something and there will be a quiz at the end!
The Cream Puffs will be back to “regular” episodes next Thursday, April 14th.
Music from this episode includes America from West Side Story
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If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick
If You Can’t Have a Cup of Tea Then You Can’t Suck Dick – What has this world come to? People holding demonstrations at funerals, universities suspending students for having consensual sex, other universities where professors use vibrators on their fiancées in front of the class for extra credit, men driving their wives around on the hoods of their cars, Asians running around in Tony the Tiger costumes with co-workers chasing them with tranquilizer guns and none of this has anything to do with Charlie Sheen to boot. Winning!
Twas the Night Before Easter
In this week’s installment Matt received the Barbie of his dreams, Joey’s TV movie has apparently been released, Marc shares his adventures in dating and Wendy is still perfecting catapulting her car over the ice into her driveway. Or you can just skip all this crap and go straight to the lesson of the week which is don’t piss Mom off or she’ll put your shit on eBay.
Balls to You!
The Boys are Back and ready to kick off Season 3. This week they moved into their new studio, shared their hiatus adventures and Joey has a very important message to a very special Creamie.
Also Charlie Sheen is back in rehab again, Cousin Geri is gay, and Lady Gaga is working on a new perfume fragrance that can best be described as date rape!
The musical selections from this episode include
Bad Romance performed by Lady Gaga and Endless Love performed by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross
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